Mia Serafino Nude Photos Leaked

“Crowded” star Mia Serafino appears to have leaked the nude selfie photos below online.

Clearly these nude photos are Mia’s way of trying to audition for a spot as an anal only concubine in the harem of a virile Muslim man. Of course this certainly comes as no surprise, as the pleasures women (and dancing boys) receive from having their anal cavity stretched by a massive Muslim manhood are indescribable.

Unfortunately for Mia, after carefully reviewing these pics I have determined that her ass (though certainly quite tight) is not nearly hairy enough for the tastes of us pious Muslims. The best Mia could hope for with a butt like her’s is to serve as a taint tickler or possibly a left ball suckler… Positions that are undeniably favorable to her pathetic career thus far in heathen Hollywood.