Washed-up English actress Keira Knightley shows off her itty bitty titties and blubbery thunder thighs while topless on a nude beach in the photos below.
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Sadly, long gone are the days when Keira’s bikini body was pleasingly halal, as it was tight, toned, and lacking in all femininity.
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Now we are just left with the memories of Keira’s depraved past in which she would show her sinful sex organs in photos like the one below…
But us Muslims would not have the heart to stone her, for her build was too similar to that of our beloved bacha bazis (dancing boys).
Besides the joys of punishing Keira by flogging her tight round fanny were just too much to give up. Of course with her frumpy frame today, just one spank from that belt would no doubt cause Keira’s cellulite riddled hindquarters to jiggle for an hour straight.