Chloe Moretz appears to have finally gotten fake tits, as she proudly shows them off in the nude video below.
Chloe’s small misshapen chesticles were the one thing (well technically two things) holding her back from being a household name in heathen Hollywood. Sure she would try to make up for her sad sacks by parading around her shamelessly erect nipples in videos like the one below, but that is hardly going to cut it in today’s hopelessly depraved Western world.
Yes Chloe’s boob job is certainly going to open the door to new and exciting opportunities for her. The best of which is serving as a concubine in a virile Muslim’s harem… Now even with her brand new bulbous boobies, Chloe will still have to work her way up the ranks of the prostitutes. But with her natural dick sucking lips and strong work ethic, Chloe could conceivably have the honor of polishing a massive Muslim pole within a couple of months.